Holy Trouble Milk Paint

$ 28.00

Size

Quart

Pint

8 oz.

Qty

Pure at First Glance. Dangerous by Design.

A soft, ethereal icy aqua with delicate mint-blue undertones and a beautifully mischievous spirit. Holy Trouble looks angelic at first glance, but don't let that fool you—this dreamy shade was made to stir things up. Fresh, luminous, and quietly rebellious, it brings a breath of cool, playful energy to furniture, vintage treasures, and artistic spaces that refuse to play it safe. Perfect for layered finishes, cottage-inspired pieces, and anyone who likes their pretty with a little attitude. Because sometimes the sweetest colors cause the most trouble.

Refined formula: Smooth, creamy consistency with beautiful coverage and improved adhesion.
Creative freedom: Blend, layer, distress, or dilute for a soft color wash.
Small-batch & eco-conscious: Non-toxic, VOC-free, and made with earth-derived ingredients.

Powdered milk paint—just add water. A bonding agent is generally unnecessary on properly prepared surfaces.

Choose Your Size & Coverage

8 oz: Covers up to 17 sq. ft.—small décor and accents.
Pint: Covers up to 35 sq. ft.—chairs, side tables, and nightstands.
Quart: Covers up to 70 sq. ft.—dressers, armoires, and dining tables.

Sold as dry powder. Coverage varies with surface, number of coats, and application.

Mixing & Creative Effects

Mix equal measurements of powder and water. Start with about half the water and stir into a smooth slurry, then add the remaining water gradually.

Adjust with small amounts of water for your preferred consistency. Use less water for a thicker finish or more for a translucent wash. Blend shades and layer colors to make the finish your own.

Mix only what you need. Keep unused powder dry and tightly sealed.

Surface Prep & Magic Bond

Start with a clean surface free of grease, wax, and loose or flaking paint. Light sanding is recommended. Primer is generally unnecessary.

Our refined formula generally needs no bonding agent. Exceptionally slick, glossy, or lacquered surfaces may benefit from Magic Bond. Test adhesion on a small area first.

Projects with extensive peeling or an unstable existing finish may require more preparation before painting.

Protecting Your Finish

Once the paint is dry, finish with Junkyard Goddess Hemp Oil or Hemp Wax for added protection. Follow the selected finish’s application and curing instructions.

Defy the Ordinary. Unleash Your Inner Artist.

Holy Trouble Milk Paint

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